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Owen Paterson, I Would Call You a Cunt

by Muddy Summers and the Dirty Field Whores

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STOP THE BLOODY CULL!! Fundraiser for Gloucestershire anti-badger cull groups. Reworking of my Cameron song about Environment Minister Owen Paterson among others. I live in the cull zone - where they intend to shoot badgers - and it looks like it may have already started. Funds are needed to protect a very important part of our wildlife, and a very special one to me - one that's being scapegoated rather than farmers being forced to take very simple steps to combat bovine TB. Please give what you can. All monies apart from transaction fees go straight to the groups for them to distribute however they see fit..thank you xxx

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So it's farewell to our badger friends
via legal extermination.
No idea of death toll
with some left wounded in a hole
and not to fucking mention
that any evidence that it will work
in reducing bovine TB is poor.
Can you please explain to me
why we should tolerate your bullshit anymore?

Owen Paterson, I would call you a cunt
but you don't have the depth or charm
and if we should ever meet
you'll also meet my bailing arm.
David Heath, I would call you a cunt
but the usefulness and beauty are amiss
and if we should ever meet
I'll be giving you a Glasgee kiss.

It's a bit weird getting your jollies
allowing so many badgers to die
or can you just not get it up
without hearing those animals cry?
You punch tables victorious
each time you whack another coffin nail in
while I punch pictures of your face
Man, my hate for you is unfailing.

Owen Paterson, I would call you a cunt
but you don't have the depth or charm
and if we should ever meet
you'll also meet my bailing arm.
Oh Jan Rowe, I would call you a cunt
but the usefulness and beauty are amiss
and if we should ever meet
I'll be giving you a Glasgee kiss.

You murder what has breathed life for thousands of years.
Rape the countryside with gunshot and fear.
Abuse our wildlife by shooting it in the guts.
If we ever meet may your god help your nuts.

Owen Paterson, I would call you a cunt
but you don't have the depth or charm
and if we should ever meet
you'll also meet my bailing arm.
Oh government I will call you all cunts
as you're very good at shitting
all over our wildlife
let's hook up for that Glasgow kissing....

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released June 3, 2013
Words/Vocals/Ukulele - Gail Something-Else

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