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Fuck the Tories..before they fuck us even harder..

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I know empathy's hard for a lot of people these days
Slipping into someone else's shoes, well it don't pay
But still I'm gonna chuck some scenarios your way
Of what's on the horizon if we don't get shot of the likes of May

and her party
Man, I wish I did karate
I'd chop that smug look off her face
Their politics are a fucking disgrace

So imagine you lose your job and can't make ends meet
and you go to claim from the welfare state you've paid into each week
but the sign on the door says 'Closed' and you end up on the street
with your family, well you can thank Ms Leopard-Skin Feet

and her party
Man, I wish I did karate
I'd chop that smug look off her face
Their politics are a fucking disgrace

And it's not because your hard earned contributions got spent
on scroungers and immigrants who you think should have been sent
to the gulag or the workhouse, nah the Tories are hellbent
on making rich folk richer, and don't give a toss about your rent

Argh! May's party
Man, I wish I did karate
I'd chop that smug look off her face
Their politics are a fucking disgrace

Or your old Mum, she gets ill and needs to go for tests
but can't because she's too skint and there's no NHS
cuz they sold it off, bit by bit, to private interests
and she dies because this shower of shit chose to feather their own nests

What a party!
Man, I wish I did karate
I'd chop that smug look off her face
Their politics are a fucking disgrace

The party of class cleansing
and they sure ain't relenting
The poor, sick and disabled
are scrabbling under tables
for crumbs and slender pickings
It's all gone fucking Dickens
and blatant they are too
looking down their nose at you
with your consumer debt noose
that you won't ever cut loose
cuz it holds status in your head -
those chains that keep you in the red
but, hey, just blame immigration
for this zero contract nation
and governments are all the same, right?
But if you vote them in, you're to blame, right?
Blood your hands for all to see
if you choose to vote Tory
and if you're working class
don't forget to also blood your arse..

What a party!
Man, I wish I did karate
I'd chop that smug look off her face
Their politics are a fucking disgrace
Blue Tits love the cream off the top
Well these tits are blue
and they've got to be stopped..

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released May 17, 2017
Words, music, vocals, baritone uke, stick bass & Casio synth'd blowy things - Gail Something-Else

Recording, mixing & mastering - Jeremy Paul Carroll, Precision Mastering

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Muddy Summers and the Dirty Field Whores UK

Started as a collaboration project and now a grrrl band!
Gail Something-Else - Words/Vocals/Stick Bass/Baritone Uke/Melodica...
Tez Roberts - Guitar/Backing Vocals...
Aimee Bee - Cajon/Percussion/Backing Vocals...
Lizzie Morris - Fiddle
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